Stuck at the bottom of socioeconomic ladder? Embrace your poverty. Rent a microscopic "bedroom" behind the laundry. Share a tiny bathroom with other household slaves. No shower. No TV. Meager breakfast scraps offered in exchange for grueling kitchen labor.
The front portion of this fine Victorian structure offers well-appointed elegance and refinements. But you're poor, so you won't experience any of that. You'll be in the back, with us, sharing the cramped, stifling, soulless drudgery of the working classes. It's clean, but there's exposed lathing in the ceiling, and the room hasn't been painted in decades. It's quiet and the bed is comfortable, but if you sleep past 9am, the spin & buzzing of the dryer on the other side of the thin wall will wake you. The bathroom was designed by Greyhound Bus Lines. No shower. There's no TV (the wi-fi is ok, though).
Toegang voor gasten
Your low status prohibits you from using the front door. You'll enter through the service entrance, climb the steep rear stairs, and cross the sweltering laundry room to access the tiny sleeping space. You will bow deeply and meekly should you encounter any full-paying guests or senior staff.
Interactie met gasten
When we're not busy, we may offer you the occasional condescending smile.
Andere dingen waar je op moet letten
We are decent people, not easily amused. We resent indolence, idle chatter and free expression.
* No food without labor.
* Embrace your poverty.
* Check-in between 2pm and 10pm. Checkout by 11am.
* No smoking, ever, anywhere on the property, even outside. If you smoke, this isn't the right place for you, and we'll ask you to leave. We really will.
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