OMG. Are you kidding me with your feedback? It's obvious that you're very fussy when it comes to someone's home and cleanliness. Well my home is not an operating theatre. I do my best to keep it clean and could dust every day, empty bins every 5 mins etc but it's never going to match your standards and never will. Due to age of facilities, wear and tear I can't get everything spotless. The microwave is old and so can't be any cleaner than it is but it certainly was not mouldy. I could use a scourer on it but it's not recommended as it will take the surface off. I don't need you to tell me when to empty my bin, I am perfectly capable of doing that myself and would have sooner rather than later. I presume that the odour you're referring to is from the bin? Bins will always smell, if I can smell it I will empty it straight away. Sensitive noses will pick this up before I will. Yes, the lid was dirty, it's a bin, what do you expect? I strongly object to your criticism of my bed sheets being stained with blood. They were just laundered and I put them on fresh and I always wash them in cold water. I don't know about the stain you're referring to and if it had in fact existed and you had pointed it out at the time I might have been able to do something about it rather than get stabbed in the back afterwards. I don't have to provide hangers for your clothes, however if you'd asked me I could have rounded some up and cleared a space in the wardrobe (which you didn't ask about) for you rather than you use my clothes airer. You must remember that I live there and am entitled to have my things around the place. I don't have the room to put things away and I'm certainly not going to put them out in the carport where it's not secure, exposed to the weather, etc. The item in the room wasn't a nightie and it was perfectly entitled to be hanging in the room just as the clown can be on the bed, or all the other things that are handy for you like the glory box that should have been where you put your suitcase. I wipe the kitchen table regularly. In our area of Victoria we have a bit of a problem with black dust that you may not have up north. I dust but am not ashamed of a speck being left behind, it's back by the end of the day like cobwebs are so you're never going to be happy where that's concerned. As far as dust outside the house goes, come on!
Are you serious? Not your concern. You're not eating or washing out there. The toilet seat was not broken, I have deliberately removed it as I hate the lid being shut. This is the only way that I can ensure that this doesn't happen. It is perfectly safe to use and won't cause an injury. I object to you saying that the towels weren't clean.
They get laundered regularly. The kitchen cupboards are not your domain so it is not your right to expect that I'm going to clean them to within an inch of their life so that you're happy. I'm certainly not going to do it before each guest arrives. If you're worried about using something out of them then just rinse it first. It's not rocket science. Yes the TV remote was dirty, I got it like that and yes, I could clean it and will try but it works and won't make you sick if you handle it and then eat or drink. It didn't stop you using it. If I don't want TV noise at 6am then that's my right. If you want to put a TV on at that time and not expect to disturb someone who's sleeping then don't stay at someone's house! Stay at a motel where you'll possibly disturb guests in other rooms next to you. I don't know where you got the idea from that I had Wi-fi. I have CLEARLY stated in my profile that I don't and won't be getting it anytime soon. My unit is about 35 years old, it has signs of wear, tear and age. I can't get everything looking like it was built yesterday. My carpet is vacuumed regularly and I did have it professionally cleaned last year but not all the stains are going to disappear. They're due to 35 odd years of people walking across them. Some of the stains are fade marks, others are ones that I can't get out. I was there when the technician cleaned them and have done the job myself so I know that he couldn't have done any better. What are dusty clutters? No idea what you're talking about. The one thing you both did do right was leaving the towels in the bathroom. You were a nightmare couple to host, I am going to not recommend you as guests on the basis of your harsh review, your innaccurate reflection of my listing and the fact that you left the keys in the locker unsecured. This was irresponsible and could have meant someone unauthorised getting their hands on them and letting themselves in, burgling the place or causing damage. Well done.